The lexicon is a work in progress. Can expand at anytime. Heheh!!!
Expiration Dating: the act of dating and knowing/agreeing that there is a time limit to current situation. BOTH parties are usually ok with it. We’re expiration dating until he moves to Wisconsin.
Lover: can mean a one night stand, solid dating, a committed partner, etc. Any way you look at it, the person means something to you in a sensual way.
Schnockered: The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc. (Thank you Urban Dictionary!)
Shag: the act of sex, yet more of a playful term.
Pisser: an individual that is extremely witty in all the wrong/right ways and can make almost anyone laugh even at the most socially/morally/emotionally wrong comments. Has a tendency to be very, very, very charming.
